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So I guess I missed a few days here, eh?
So what’s been going on? What’s the haps?
Denver got Baracked
Gustav could be Katrina’s sequel, “Return to New Orelans”
Adrianne H. is in “Les Mis” tonight
I had a bison burger last night
Steve Jobs didn’t really die
Walker has some rules for his son
…and an LOLanteater tells you what he [...]

LeRoi Moore who was involved in an ATV accident on his farm in Charlottesville on June 30, passed away unexpectedly yesterday. He was 47.
Back in college, circa 1995 or so, he would pop into Harrisonburg with his side-band and play at “The Office” — a bar/club that no longer exists down there. I remember sitting [...]

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Spanish Olympic athletes have brought racial sensitivity to new lows. The Spanish basketball team had a recent photo taken that doesn’t quite represent the integrity of Olympic athletes — nor, even more recent, the Spanish tennis team.

Back in November, the Chinese news service reported that Olympian He Kexin was 13 years old — somehow this summer they insist she’s 16, old enough to qualify for the Olympics.. The Associated Press found an article from Xinhua, reporting about the underage Olympian and mysteriously the article can no longer be found on the [...]

If you wanted to be my neighbor, your chance has expired. The home next door to us, that went on sale six days ago, is now under contract. Suck on that, housing market.

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This “Clark Rockefeller” story is insane — the guy claims he can’t remember anything before 1993, yet he’s being linked to a missing couple from 1985, kidnapped his daughter and was supposedly born as “Christian Gerhartsreiter” in Germany.

Actual conversation from this evening, after DJ at the bar was playing shitty music:
Z: “Hey — can you play “The Stoop” by Little Jackie”
DJ: The what?
Z: “The Stoop” — it came out about a month ago.
DJ: I’ve never heard of it. (Searching his laptop)
Z: Yeah. I think it’d play well here.
DJ: I’m not seeing it…did [...]

Our neighbors are selling — buy their house!