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I thought it only came out in October? Pre-labor day pumpkin spice? What’s next, Egg Nog In Smarch?
It’s too early. Too soon. You can’t drink PSL when it’s 70+ degrees outside — it’s just not doable. It needs to be a cool 50 degrees or so… THAT is optimum PSL drinking temperature.

So far, not the [...]

Filming continues in Chicago for the Batman prequel-sequel, “The Dark Knight”; yesterday, they blew up an old “Brach’s Candy Factory” for a scene in the movie. Check out the sweet photo and video coverage from Fox Chicago

Mandy Moore will appear as a guest (possible new love interest for Ted?) on the upcoming season of [...]

For multiple reasons, many of which I can’t fully explain, the new ‘look’ of MZ.com doesn’t like IE. Firefox (and Safari) are the ‘preferred’ browsers of MZ.com — fixes for IE should be coming soon.. ish.

Looking for some emotional porn? Look no further than John Cusack’s upcoming “Grace is Gone” Watch the trailer at [...]

Via BB via MHMO
Let’s all pause for a moment to point and laugh at Miss South Carolina:
Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?
Answer: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there [...]

Saturday, Andrea, Ryan, Stacey and I hit up the Dulles Sportsplex for our first ever DC Rollergirls Roller Derby — the Secretaries of Hate vs. the Cherry Blossom Bombshells.
The Secretaries had the greatest cheer, “Hate! Hate! Hate!”
What exactly goes on at a roller derby, you may ask? I figured out about 80% of [...]

I guess I’m a bit of an idiot to have expected some high-brow humor in “SuperBad”. Yesterday I had the pleasure of seeing it with Greg G., Ali & C in Gallery Place after some quality burgers at the District Chophouse. (I’m refusing to call the area Chinatown anymore as I don’t believe Fuddruckers, Hooters [...]

Ooonchie oonchie oonch pa-pa.
Japanese Toilet Training for Kids.

Pisssssss, Pisssss

Here’s the latest on Hurricane Dean’s projected path.
A very important update that I think you should check out. No fooling.

A very cool investigative report from the L.A. Times about a YouTube video going around about a “UFO in Haiti”
(It was the work of a French animator [...]

In the 5th inning of the Nationals Vs. Astros game on Monday night, a man and woman appeared on the jumbotron screen — the man then bent down on one knee to “pop the question” and the woman dumped a bag of popcorn on him and stormed off. Rough.

Extreme pug skydiving

One way to get your [...]

This one made me spit up my drink a little bit — this goes out to anyone who played SimCity 2000 and was exposed to the annoying “SimCity Advisers” that popped up on the screen every couple of ‘months’ as you built up your city. Hilarious spoof from ‘Something Awful’.
I think the smiling ‘Health Department’ [...]

If business meetings were like Internet comments. Pretty funny.

Till Nowak and “Alien” - vegetable style.
Created using 3D Modeling Program, 3DS Max.

PETA presents: “Super Chick Sisters” at Kentucky Fried Cruelty.
Colonel Sanders and his minions have kidnapped Pamela Anderson for revealing to the world that KFC’s secret recipe is cruelty to chickens! Help the Super Chick [...]