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On this day, exactly one year ago I told you about the most incredible arterial blockage you can find at KFC — the chicken bowl — complete with mashed potatoes & gravy, fried chicken, corn and and a three-cheese blend. But who in their right mind could possibly add anything to that?!? The Colonel can, [...]

An unemployed dude has LOL’d ‘The Rocky Horror Picture’ Show
Speaking of, I LOL’d some Memorial Day Weekend Cats… do they make sense? Errr.. uhh.. I guess as much as any other lolcat does. And Cleo definitely doesn’t need a cheezburger.

So you’ve heard about the whales they’re trying to corral into the sea in [...]

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Created with Paul’s flickrSLiDR.
Ally F. has mo’ better photos of burke.lake brunch pics here
Friday night: Pierogis + keilbasa = Watched two episodes of “Weeds” Season 1 (hilarious) in from Netflix. The only reason we only watched two was that the DVDs were scratched beyond repair. Who knew Kevin Nealon could be so funny?
Saturday: [...]

Yesterday, “Band in a Bubble” premiered on MTV — where the band “Cartel” will live inside a biodome-like* atmosphere for 20 days and record an album. You can watch the entire thing LIVE online… AFTER you have buy specially marked bottles of Dr. Pepper .. and THEN redeem your points online for access to the [...]

note: mz.com is suffering domain name troubles this AM. Service may be shaky. You can thank the crappy people at the suckiest of ISPs who host this domain name — a completely different group from the host of the actual ‘mz.com site & data files’ , the rock-solid muppethouse. Mad props to the muppethouse admin [...]

Grilling season is upon us my friends. The time of year where instead of cooking our food on clean pots and pans in our kitchens, we instead throw our raw meat and assorted vegetables on a charred metal grate that’s been sitting outside all winter.
Perhaps you carnivores out there consider yourself to be [...]

Slate has a very thorough slideshow/article about lolcats — the latest and greatest meme to sweep the interweb. What?!? You’ve never heard of LOLCATS? Well — there’s only a few more days till Memorial Day Weekend. God forbid you’re at some BBQ and find yourself with nothing to contribute to the lolcats conversation…so impress [...]

A baseball extravaganza weekend, as I attended my first minor league game with C, Tim H. and Papa H. (The Nationals single ‘A’ team the ‘Potomac Nationals’ — or “P-Nats” vs. the Cleveland Indians’ “Kinston Indians” based in Kinston, NC — P-Nats lost in the 13th inning) and then a Sunday PM major league game [...]

Holy Crap!!! My peeps in NYC, Sean T. Conrad, Erik and Ben were on Cash Cab — check out the entire segment (via STC):

It’s funny that they were ‘cast’ for this — they didn’t actually choose this particular cab. STC talks about it.
Man… they are some smart motherfuckers — way to go guys. Excellent [...]

One way to get into breakdancing… (Via Sean T Conrad)

Remember the story from yesterday with the cop and the ‘brownies’? Well one of NJ’s finest thought he would just kick back on the job a bit…with a brewsky… in his car.

Yesterday, gadget blog “Engadget” posted an email it received claiming that the shipment of Apple’s [...]