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I nearly peed myself after George B. showed me this clip — from Extras — Ricky Gervais’ character spots David Bowie across the room in a bar:

…chubby little loser…
Another good one, from Patrick Stewart’s appearance on [...]

Last night’s “The Office” episode has been completely transcribed for your Friday AM enjoyment.
Tina Fey ‘live-blogged’ during “30 Rock. It was more like a Q&A session that’s kinda bland and missing her biting ‘wit’.

The most expensive movies ever made — Spiderman 3 is rumored to have cost around $300 million. $300 MILLION!

I’m eating stuffing [...]

Do you remember me raving like a lunatic about Weather.com?
Apparently my cries for help didn’t go unnoticed — a group of equally annoyed programmers got together to create simpleweather.com — it’s perfect. But where’s the large banner ad where I can shoot the monkey? Or the 3 zillion links to vaguely weather-related topics? No [...]

I was thinking about taking pics of the big unboxing event, but … I just don’t have that kind of patience.
First stop on my brand spankin’ new 2.0 GHZ Intel Core 2 Duo sleek-ass black MacBook (with 2GB RAM and 160GB HD and 802.11a/b/g/n card) after it automagically updated itself was to visit PhotoBooth [...]

I loves me a good tracking system. Have I mentioned before how badly I’d love a tour of a FedEx sort facility? Fuh real. I love that stuff.
My recently ordered MacBook left Shanghai on April 21 to arrive in Anchorage, Alaska — then off to the Hoosier state sorting facilitiy in Indianapolis and arrived at [...]

This weekend was C’s bridal shower weekend — she was showered not with water, but with love and cupcakes… and some awesome awesome gifts. I showed up towards the end of the festivities and got to sample her Mom’s homemade lemon meringue cupcakes (ridiculous) and had a little mini-photo session and the pics are .. [...]

CNN tributes the victims at Virginia Tech. This girl, Maxine Turner went to high school right down the street from where I grew up.

Was anyone else’s internet broke last night? I couldn’t get onto about 70% of the sites I needed to reach, yet the other 30% worked fine — like THIS rock. Seriously, computer [...]

Can you believe I”ve worked with them for nearly 15 years but I’ve never have actually owned one? Well, yesterday evening on apple.com, I chose the specs for my sweet new black MacBook. It arrives in less than a week. Who’s excited? Marty Z’s excited.

A 15 year old boy in Pittsburgh was jailed for 12 [...]

Who is Frank Rossitano? Why he’s none other than Judah Friedlander’s character on “30 Rock”. And why do I bring him up? Because I have here, in my hands a very special link. A link to the entire collection of Frank Rossitano hats worn on “30 Rock”. Here. I’ll give it to you. Enjoy it. [...]

After learning about yesterday’s tragedy in Blacksburg, I have that same sort of helpless, depressed, ‘what-a-crazy-f’ing-world-we-live-in’ feeling I had six years ago around Sept 11.
Authorities haven’t released the complete list of the victims, but a student named Bryce was liveblogging the whole mess and and has shared online a list of 14 of the [...]