Bye Google — Hi Spreeder… and A2M is always funny.

NSFW (Not Safe For Work — adult language) A very funny tirade about a very unfunny school’s administration.

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Get your googlin’ while you still can, as martyz.com will be disappearing from the pages of google and other search engines in the next few days. Credit be to “The G Show” for the inspiration.

Q: martyz.com will STILL be around for my daily breakfast intake, YES?
A: Of course. Just not GOOGLE-ABLE. This site will become ‘invisible’ and only those in the KNOW (YOU) can visit.

Q: Shouldn’t you have done this like, 2 years ago?
A: Yah.

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Yargh— I missed it, maties. It was yesterday. BLAST!

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Z-Town Zaps did not fare well this past weekend in “Second Football” — the Redskins offense is the Z-Town offense..so if THEY did bad (which they did)…then Z-town does bad. COME ON SKINS..let’s get it GOIN’!!

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Learn to speed read with SPREEDER. Click here to visit Before you go there copy this text…so you can paste it into the Spreeder box.

The Twinkie was invented on April 6, 1930 by bakery manager James Dewar, making thrifty use of shortcake pans that were usually only used during the strawberry season. Twinkies originally contained a banana cream filling, but this was replaced with a vanilla cream filling during a banana shortage caused by the outbreak of World War II.

Though Continental Foods has never revealed how Twinkies are made, most people believe that they are baked, because the bottoms look brown. The Washington Post reported on April 15, 2005 that “the cakes are baked for 10 minutes, then the cream filling is injected through three holes in the top, which is browned from baking. The cake is flipped before packaging, so the rounded yellow bottom becomes the top.” Hostess was the implied source of this information.

September 20, 2006 • Posted in: Ramblings

2 Responses to “Bye Google — Hi Spreeder… and A2M is always funny.”

  1. mikeAyers - September 20th, 2006

    why would you not want mz.com goog-able ? or yahoo’ered? or ask(ed).com’med?

  2. martyz - September 21st, 2006

    As my celebrity status increases exponentially, it’s vital that I take steps to seclude myself from the the stalkers and the hangers-on of the world. MZ is by no means a MEMBERS ONLY community, but I feel more comfortable knowing that I know the 8 people reading this.