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It appears as though the video remixes have begun from yesterday’s “Wacky Professor” from Florida — (the original files have been taken offline by U of F, but hopefully someone will offer them up soon)
Here’s a highlight reel from some random YouTube user…:

Awoooga!

AUGHHHHHHHH!!! THERE’S A GIANT EARWIG ATTACKING GERMANY!
Perhaps someone didn’t clean their “satellite [...]

Fantastic video clip directly from the school where a teacher was fired — not for blogging, but for other extracurricular activities.

Go to this video and skip to about the 28:00 minute mark and just…like, .. check it out, man.
Video remix on the way.

FREE ICE CREAM ALERT
I do not support this chain, nor do I suggest [...]

Nintendo’s Wii releases on Nov. 19 — Sony’s PS3 releases on Nov. 17.
Cost for Nintendo? $250
Cost for Sony’s PS3? $499.
Nintendo spent MUCH more time on re-inventing gameplay, improving the user experience, while Sony spent more time on hardware and software upgrades, all of which is meaningless when the games suck.
My prediction for the victor [...]

S60 aired it’s second episode on NBC last night (10pm Mondays NBC) - a show I like because Amanda Peet doesn’t annoy me and the rapid-fire non-political dialogue is a bit more understandable for my tiny brain.
C had the best suggestion that Aaron Sorkin should host SNL on its Sept. 30 premiere instead of Dane [...]

What a way to start the week off… when your benched team scores more than your actual team. Hmph. All I need is Vick to score at least 15 points tonight and I’m fine. “Second Football” is gonna give me an aneurysm.

Apparently, in last night’s Family Guy, the censors didn’t catch a certain part of [...]

Via UberAuthor Ayers — sneak preview of new animated series from David Cross and Jon Benjamin. So wrong in all the right ways:

Something else that was equally wrong was last night’s premiere of “The Office”. — I hope you all watched it, cuz that’s mandatory MZ viewing.
Favorite quotes:
“They’re sold out. Try Brookstone.”
“I bought Pam [...]

“The Office” new season premieres tonight on NBC at 8:30pm. Great Scott.
There’s a new blog called “Defaker” that ties in to Studio 60. Kinda lame. But…whatev. Just FYI.
In other NBC-related news, Horatio Sanz, Chris Parnell and Finesse Mitchell are off the new season’s cast of SNL which premieres Sept 30 with Dane Cook… yes..same Dane [...]

NSFW (Not Safe For Work — adult language) A very funny tirade about a very unfunny school’s administration.

Get your googlin’ while you still can, as martyz.com will be disappearing from the pages of google and other search engines in the next few days. Credit be to “The G Show” for the inspiration.
Q: martyz.com will [...]

You’re growns up now and you’re wondering where that big effing chunk of money goes after the man takes a bite…well be sure to check out the visual guide to “Death and Taxes” a highly comprehensive illustrated chart of how your income tax is spent.

Want a cat but can’t have one because of allergies? Maybe [...]

This past weekend was C’s BFF’s wedding in bootiful Riverhead, NY. Booze, a corn maze, Thrift shop, bunnies, alpacas and plenty more came together for a very very fun time.
Highlights of the weekend included kicking it with the tartuffery’s very own Kevin B., Chicago’s Jessica T. and navigating a 12 acre corn [...]