wahhh woooohhhh
What a day it ’twas yesterday. It all started out with me posting something funny (for once) and then about 25 minutes later deleting the entire thing by accident. That alone told me: “it’s NOT going to be a shpadoinkle day” (where the sun is as warm as a baked potato)
Anyway, the fury boiled so greatly, that I refused to return to-repost. (THAT much fury — oh yes. ) I was very mad at mzdc. BAD mzdc. BAD BAD BAD blog. You’re a naughty, little blog and you’re going to the naughty circle. THAT is UNASSEPTABLE.
Hence, a martyz.com blackout on Tuesday, 8/22/06. Notch it up.
The MARTY-Z BUSY-O-METER is exploding it’s viscuous wad of mercury goodness all over whilst clouds of steam shoot out my ears. AWOOOOOOGA.
Fortunately, thanks to a minor meltdown last week I can cope with the stress much easier and still find a little time for a few MZ Design projects and of course, the most important of all.
So, to summarize: 1. Jobby-job is a ‘good’ kind of busy, 2. I’m not taking on any new projects for the next month over at my factory, 3. I’m mentally stable and “things is gettin’ dun.”
I think it was Shakespeare that once said to his minions,”GET ‘ER DUN!”
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Since it’s late and i’ve already missed Leno, I’ll make my own….
LATE NIGHT DIY-jokes with MZ
So how about that thing in VA Tech, eh? Sheesh. Very sad.. very sad… On the first day of classes too…
I hear they’re cancelling classes on Friday because [insert overexposed celebrity name here] is sick of having [his/her] face all over [gossip-trash-mag] so they decided to get a gun because [old bumbling politician staunchly supporting gun-ownership] said it’d be okay.
[Laughter][Applause]
So did you hear about Bush’s [latest mess-up]??? Yeah — apparently Hillary Rodham Clinton fixed the whole mess for him.
Yup. She sure did. She took care of it before breakfast, won some re-election support in [insert a very Democratic state] and then decided to [insert typical housewife chore]
[Laughter][Applause]
Now, [insert bandleader's name], what’s the deal with [insert celebrity]?
[Bandleader]: Ohhh man… I don’t know about all that.
I just heard that [his/her] [insert body part] just got blown up to the size of a [name a large melon]
[Laughter]
[Bandleader]: Ohhh.. no you didn’t, man.
[Laughter][Laughter][Applause][Applause]
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Tropical Storm Debby Downer is heading off the coast of Africa and could possibly hit Bermuda in a week.
Hurricanes are known to be a number one killer —- next to feline AIDS.
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A cuh-razy Japanese game-show called “Silent Library” where people must undergo various forms of torture (like smelling something horrible, getting slapped in the face or eating a massive Wasabi roll) all while remaining as silent as possible — very very funny.
