happy dot third dot birthday backslash website dot org at blog
martyz.com turns 3 years old this week. Hoorah!
I was thinking about having a bit of a “pat-myself-on-the-back-retrospective” but I think I’ll hold off on that till the 5 year.
Maybe I’ll even throw a reunion then. Charge people $80 each, serve a crap-ass buffet AND have a cash bar — oh wait, no - that was my high school reunion.
To celebrate this milestone , I’m getting the eff out of town for a week’s vacation on Martha’s Vineyard in a little town called Aquinna (formerly known as “Gayhead”.)
I’m not quite sure why they changed the name.
I’ll unfortunately be sans computer and sans Internet — if C’s Razr gets any reception I may send micro-updates but otherwise don’t count on any new goods till July 25 or thereafter.
Awwww..don’t cry… please.. no. Wipe those tears away, you little baby.
I SAID QUIT YER BELLY ACHIN’ OR YER GETTIN’ THE STICK!
Good.
Since I didn’t make a martyz.com birthday cake, instead I’ll have someone tie firecrackers to a guy taking a nap in a lawn chair, ignite and enjoy:
One Response to “happy dot third dot birthday backslash website dot org at blog”
you know, only losers have to announce their own birthdays.
i love martyz.com