Pete Enters Manhood, New Era
Yesterday evening, Pete Springett of Arlington, VA entered manhood in front of a crowd of spectators at the local “pub” called “Continental” by turning 30 years old. Witnesses recalled the evening’s events:
“Pete just inhaled a shot of Maker’s Mark - literally. Half went into his stomach and the other half entered his lungs. I’ve never seen someone nearly die from whiskey. It was awesome,” said Arlington resident Matt “Thackdog” Thacker.
“I for one am against hurting animals of any kind — and demand that he return that chocolate moose with strawberries. Moose are highly endangered and we cannot afford to let the blood of the innocent flow freely,” noted local activist Ally “MoosePower” Fouts.
“But they’re so freakin’ creamy and tasty,” added local dessert-enthusiast and Marty “Animal Hater” Zager
The events surrounding the “manhood entry” were successfully celebrated thanks to area resident Mike “Will Destroy You In Golf Even If You’re Tiger Woods” Williams for putting the fiesta together. Huzzah!
At some point in the evening I ran into Greg S. also of Arlington and he mentioned that it was important I mention the phrase “My body is a temple” on martyz.com.
For example, I don’t need chocolate mousse because my body is a temple.
There you go. Request it, and I shall blog it.
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Ann Coulter appeared on Adam Carolla’s morning show in LA – for a minute or two.
Don’t you dare eff around with Adam C. You need to RESPECT him. (Clip courtesy of Joe W.)
I gotta say that wacky “morning zoo crew” laughter in the background really, really irks me. The other day, I just happened to be flipping by the “E” channel and noticed Ryan Seacrest plastered all over the walls like a teenager had hung NKOTB posters throughout her room.
They showed a clip of his ‘morning show’ and in the background you could see miscellaneous paid-people standing around waiting for the right moment to laugh loudly at one of Ryan’s hilarious jokes. Ugggghh.. i hate that so much. Oh the fury — it boils.
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I didn’t really know what Robot Chicken was all about until I saw this (via Mike W.) and peed little:
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Also, I mentioned this at some point last night and have to share it with the world. No speakers or headphones required.
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Finally, I present the interactive 715-megapixel photo of Sydney Harbor, Australia.
You can see people eating in a restaurant, for the love of all that’s nerdy from across the harbor! — unbelievable — fuhgedaboutit.
