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Anyone seen the commercials for KFC’s new “crap in a bowl” — where they take their ingredients and throw it in a pile — then cover it with cheese? It all goes to the same place anyway, right?
Why not wad it up into a honkin’ pile of mush instead of spending [...]

This weekend, I set my time circuits in a mission to obtain better gas prices — by “set my time circuits”, I mean “stopped in Woodstock, Virginia”. Further south, in Roanoke, where we kicked it this weekend, it was as low as $2.49. Sad that I have to say $2.49 is low.
However, [...]

“Agenda Films” and “BTTF.com” have a documentary coming to a projector in a hotel meeting room near you soon! “Looking Back to the Future”

What do you call a guy with no arms in a car? Colin.

It was announced the Nintendo Wii will be $250 or less — and I predict will dominate the home video-game [...]

“The Hoff shedding a tear of joy for Taylor Hicks.”
Sniff.
You know, I jest but he IS a rock legend on other parts of our planet, and perhaps the Supreme Being of a parallel universe but he’s also a human. A man. With emotions.
So back off, and let the Hoff cry a [...]

Just like Threadless, Mojizu is another great time waster for very talented graphic designers and untalented illustrators, like myself.
(via TechCrunch): Artists upload character images, which are displayed immediately. The community can view the designs, comment and rate them, and generally provide feedback. There is also a fun “Moji War” area where two [...]

How can you say “We know you’re a criminal and you’re effed.” in a fraction of a second, at the climax of weeks of suspense using no words — Mike Novik does it with “his look” — that subtle, I-got-you-mofo, now- it’s-payback-time sneer as seen on last night’s season finale of [...]

On Saturday, we spent the day at the air show at Andrew’s Air Force Base… which was dubbed the “Joint Services Open House”. Parking was at FedEx Field and nearly 5 billion Metro buses were set aside for the event awaiting the 10 trillion attendees. (actual numbers not available at press time, [...]

This is my dad on the knee of a scary looking bear…or I think it’s a bear. This is the old school version of Chuck E. Cheese — instead of a mouse — it’s Stanislaw the Grizzly. I am shocked and awed that he’s not screaming his head off….but rather smiling pleasantly.
The [...]

No more Elliot… Ho hum. Now I’ll have to wait a whole two months to buy the American Idol Encores on CD or for the American Idol Tour later in the year while wearing my American Idol t-shirt and eating an American Idol American Pie.
How about that Simon and his attitude who always says “LET [...]

So the wrong Guy was interviewed on BBC. Very funny mixup.

flickr’s had quite a large overhaul, moving from “beta” to “gamma” — it’s lookin’ good…especially the new Organizr.
I saw it all after checking out this guy who started his own Ticket Stub project after seeing mine — check out his stubs — they put mine [...]