Pee Pee: The Game

Being a guy just got better — designer Marcel Neundorfer crated this interactive installation where “accuracy” determines how well one performs. With a touch-sensitive pad placed within the urinal, the videogame imagery reacts to the “stream” of data. Fricking awesome, is what it is. This thing goes on my “If I Win the Lottery” list.

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So this jackass talked about how “Abercrombian” Clarendon is on his blog — I found it, I read it, I didn’t like it… sure Clarendon’s full of white people who’ve overpaid for condos but it’s my damn town now and nobody bad-mouths my town but me…

Here’s an excerpt from his post:

“…Friday night I hung out…in swinging Clarendon. For an area that’s supposed to be the new hotness for white exurban youth, I was distinctly unimpressed by the surroundings–Abercrombians as far as the eye could see. Some of the chicks were hot, but they were all so–eh–cookie-cutter.

Still, I had a great time meeting Gina’s friends, cheering on Villanova as they narrowly eked out a win out over hated Boston College (I’m no sports fan, but as a proud Boston University alum, I must wish plague and ruin on all things BC), and getting introduced to the coolness that is “Napoleon Dynamite.” I need to see this movie in its entirety, as it looks righteously funny.”

Here’s my response:

Way to go with NOT seeing “Napoleon Dynamite” two years after it’s been released.

What rock have you been living under?

Also, there’s this cool new thing out called the “iPod”. You should check it out!
It’s like a Walkman but without a tape!
And another neat new thing called “ELECTRONIC MAIL” or people call it “e-mail” for short.

Good god, man.

PS - If you equate “Abercrombians” with white upper middle class, then yes, there are a lot of those in Clarendon. But there’s also quite a large population of us that rent in the area, have hot non-”cookie cutter” girlfriends and think “Abercrombie & Fitch” sucks.

His response to that was short and lame and irrelevant — I’m not going to bother giving out his URL here as his blog is equally lame and doesn’t deserve the Google ranking help.
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Anyone seen those blank blank blank Mastercard commercials? It seems as though they’ve gotten the New Yorker Caption Contest fever… fillin the blanks and have a Mastercard commercial with your name on it.

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So how about that 24 last night eh? Did anyone notice that when it was 9:17pm on the show it was 9:17pm in REAL LIFE?
That happens only ONCE a season — “It’s like an eclipse,” said D.G. after some tacos and Coronas.
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(The above cryptic message is C pounding on the keyboard in a mocking tone “I’m Marty. I blog. Blog blog blog. BLoggy blog . This is what I did today. Blog blog blog.” She’s here all night folks.)
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March 28, 2006 • Posted in: Ramblings

One Response to “Pee Pee: The Game”

  1. Q.A. - March 28th, 2006

    So wait the dude went to a school in Boston? A private school too I believe, no? So what are the chances that he is white and middle class? and if not either of those was steeped in that culture for four years and claims an affinity towards all things “BU” (inverse implication of his hate for all things BC). I’d put the odds at 99% +/+99%.