Hard Out Here For a Peeeeimp
When you can’t pay no money for the reeeeeeeeeint.
The picture is C rocking the “Hottie” hat, of which I stole borrowed permanently from a bot mitzvah that happened to be going on in a neighboring ballroom at her event a few weeks back… the one where they had the extremely Caucasian band singing “It’s Getting Hot In Here — etc.etc.”
Good times.
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Anyone seen ads for that show Fox show UNAN1MOUS (pronounced Unanimous but I shall heretofor refer to it as ‘you-nan-one-miss’, much like ‘numb-three-ers’)… where a group of people have to pick one person to get $1 million dollars and the longer they take to decide, the less money they get? It looks like a f*cking’ train wreck …. much like Kevin Covais’ career or a Tyler Perry movie.
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SNAKES ON A PLANE SONG CONTEST
STC posted the link to the SOAP song contest at TagWorld…
I need some help people… I WANT my (our) Snakes On a Plane Song to win… here are just some potential lyrics I’m working through…as I can’t write music, I have to use a tune that i know….
(Sung to the tune of “Leaving on a Jet Plane”)
“Snakes On This Plane” (lyrics by Marty Z)
All My Bags Are Packed I’m Ready To GO
Samuel Jackson’s waiting outside the do’
I’m hoping that he’ll bring a Royale with cheeeeese….
But the plane is leavin’
It’s time to go
The captain’s talkin’ on the radio
“Ladies and gents, won’t you take your seats, pleeeeeaase”
I’m screamin’, “There’s snakes on this plane!”
“Let me out, this is causing me mental strain….”
“Oh no… it’s on my leg….”
But the doors are closing, my seatbelts locked,
The flight is booked, we’re overstocked,
with passengers, yelling and shouting …”Pretty pleeeease….,”
“Someone help us ,”
“Cuz there’s SNAKES ON THIS PLANE,”
Now it’s starting to chew on my cerebral vein…..
Mrrrphhhhprslsls… phprrsssss
Grrlrlrlrrlgllglg llsllsss
Mphhphhhhhh..shgghghh
Grrrguhhhgggg .. blcccch..
Sam L. Jackson, you’ve rekindled your fame,
So bad it’s good, it’s called “Snakes On a Plane”
In theaters on August 18 —
Oh man.. I can’t wait to goooooo….
