24 & a 7 year old boy
“24: The Game” releases this week…here’s just a small preview of some dialogue within it:
“Jack, we’ve got to rescue the Princess now!”
“THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TIME!”
“But Jack, you’re disobeying a direct order from - ”
“I’m not going to have this on my hands, Chloe — Wario is our ONLY chance of finding the wizard’s potion and I will take whatever means necessary to extract that information. Do you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you did nothing to save the merry citzens of Gumdrop Canyon?”
“But Jack—”
“Chloe - I’ve made my decision. This is our only chance.”
“Gosh, I miss Edgar.”
“Me too, Chloe. Me too.”
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So on American Idol last night, Randy said something very disturbing after Kevin Covais (aka 9-year old boy, aka Chicken Little) sang:
“I can see myself inside you.”
Obviously, Randy meant that he could see his own personality and style within Kevin…a nice compliment and makes perfect sense, as Randy is a 200-pound black man and Kevin is a 9 year old boy who has the body of a 7-year old. But it had some troubling undertones, regardless.
So I must ask: What is that f*cking child still doing on the show? Does he get to eat for free at TGIF’s on Thursdays? Does he have all his Weeblo merit badges? Does he ride his big-wheel to rehearsal every morning? Is he allowed to have his action-figures with him on-stage? Etc. etc.
I actually want him to win now. For real. So he can get all the fame, exposure and money that the title would bring, become an addict, then be washed down the filthy stinking drain of Hollywood’s toilet and end up doing meth with Jodie Sweetin and appear in a horrible reality show with Todd Bridges in 20 years.
That’s my Christmas wish.
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Tonight, C and I are seeing “Thank You For Smoking” in G-town. Full review manana.
4 Responses to “24 & a 7 year old boy”
Since our Chief of Party, i.e boss, aka “Chief”, is a Jack too, we have much fun w/ lines from 24.
Yeah, but you try living in a ‘compound’…your life too would be this sad.
The house favorite, by far is, “Jack…he’s out of control, he’s loose cannon.”
Tell me some better ones.
How about:
“You’ll have to trust me on this one.”
or
“Chloe, stop making that mean face all the time.”
MZ: in explaining Kevin’s reoccurrence on A.I., you might want to consult the website http://www.votefortheworst.com
It’s a site dedicated to keeping the lame’o’s on for the sake of hilarity.
Ah yeah…the “trust me…” is a great line. Sadly, we have no Chloe here. In fact we have no women here…