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M. Fine wasn’t kidding about this bingo game. It does exist.
Anna Nicole Smith is going in front of the Supreme Court — TRIMSPA BABY! wooooooooooo! things her and her gajillionaire husband had in common.
1. They liked to talk or not talk.
2. They both liked soup.
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“The Da Vinci Code” guy is [...]

Diedre, Aaron, STC + the book

This past weekend was the launch party for M. Ayers most recent literary achievement, “Cybersounds: Essays on Virtual Music Culture” and a visit from the coolest gal in Chi-town, Miss Jessica T. — Pete S. and I drove up to NYC on [...]

Stopping by Walker Street I caught last night’s American Idol — Greg made the perfect point — “if I didn’t have a DVR and couldn’t fast forward through this, there’s no way in hell I’d be watching it.”
The high-point of cheese was when the whole gang sung “Take It Easy” — and that rock’n’rolly-edgy-shaved-head-rocker guy [...]

The iTunes store over at Apple just sold it’s 1 billionth song around 9:40pm PST last night. Get a load of what the person gets who downloaded that 1 billionth song:
(From cnetnews.com)
“…the company promised a 20-inch iMac (whether it’s the model with the Intel chip was not specified), 10 60GB iPods, a $10,000 iTunes [...]

Jimmy Kimmel does this bit on his late night talk show called “Unnecessary Censorship” — I nearly pee my pants every time I see it… they take clips from news, shows, etc and add *bleeps* as if the people speaking are saying something R-rated. It’s akin to that “dirty” Rockin’ Around the Xmas Tree clip [...]

Valentine’s Day Dinner 2006

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This post was for 02/15 but duty called so I had to take a couple days off mz to take care of some worky-work (Tee hee.. I said duty).
This is a belated V-Day link from McSweeney’s — valentines for [...]

I’ve been with my bank ever since my first deposit when I was 11 years old: a collection of twenty and fifty dollar bills my grandma secretively gave me when I visted, (when my parents weren’t looking) — then a few years ago my bank was bought out by a large southern corp. [...]

Anyone watch “House”?
Episode 1
House: I’m going to beat this patient in the face. Then smear boogers on his eyeballs, to cure his leprosy.
Nurse: But Dr. House — that’s just crazy. You’re out of control.
House: So ‘out of control’, that it might just work.
I feel like that convo is in EVERY episode…but with a different [...]

The latest and greatest invention for kids, Zubbles — colored bubbles!

Pizza Hut has introduced “Cheesy Bites”… another ZANY twist on the main ingredients of Pizza —… hey… it LOOKS like a pizza .. but ain’t no pizza!!! We’re CRRAAZZZYY… it’s the new, hip , AWESOME cheesy bites — move over Pizza.. this ain’t your pappy’s pizza…
They need to just take some tomato sauce, [...]