$10 ver 7.3.2




New $10 bill

A new $10 bill has been released with exciting new security and anti-counterfeiting measures….

- If taken within 10 yards of a Xerox machine the new bill explodes into a shiny puff of confetti

- When held under a special “UV Light”, a secret watermark of Nicholas Cage stealing the Constitution can be seen

- If an attempt is made to send it through a flatbed scanner, the bill will become a $5 bill — when a second attempt is made, it will become a $2.50 bill, and continually decrease in value 50% until it gets to a fraction of a cent, when it will disappear.

- If it is used to purchase illegal substances (drugs, prostitutes, etc.) it will grow an arm and smack you up a bit, then call your mother and tell her how irresponsible you are.

Last night on Lost, here’s what you might’ve missed:

- Logos on the tail of the sharks circling around Sawyer and Dawson,
resembling the one on Desmond’s suit in the ‘hatch’.

- The sum of the ‘numbers’ is 108 and he has to type them in every 108 minutes?

..what else?

September 29, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings