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This will most likely be the funniest thing you will see all weekend…a perfect example of what you can do with great editing and happy music — a true father-son story… completely safe for work — this is martyz.com required viewing :
Coming this fall, Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall star in a heartwarming [...]

New $10 bill

A new $10 bill has been released with exciting new security and anti-counterfeiting measures….
- If taken within 10 yards of a Xerox machine the new bill explodes into a shiny puff of confetti
- When held under a special “UV Light”, a secret watermark of Nicholas [...]

big fat anatomy

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This post is more for Carrie than anyone — we were watching “Grey’s Anatomy” on Sunday and a secondary character (Joe, the owner of the bar across the street from the hospital) underwent some major surgery — the actor playing [...]

Jonathan Schmock in "Ferris Bueller’s Day Off"

There was a quick scene in Monday’s “Arrested Development” that was bugging the hell out of me for about 6 minutes last night — where I couldn’t place an actor — the scene was in a British pub and the [...]

This weekend I saw the sappy-romantical comedy with Mark Ruffalo and Reese… my expectations were fairly low, but the movie rose above them significantly — it was fair-to-moderately-entertaining… 6.4 Zaps
We checked out Colorado Kitchen on Saturday morning in DC — service was moderate, food was excellent. Homemade donuts, eggs, home fries, fresh [...]

marty farty party

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On a day-to-day basis I contribute important things to humanity — sometimes, like last night… my work is so important, so vital to the furthering of society… that I need to toot.
This photo is a composite of 4 different pics [...]

It took me 15 minutes before going to bed to think of that. Maybe I should’ve taken 20.
Regardless, the JetBlue plane that crash-landed in LA was of the same airline/make/model that myself and Carrie flew on just two weeks ago on our trip to and fro California…which made it especially more nerve-wracking to watch.

I imagine this happens all the time in schools with the lazy, rich kids — pretty funny…”Be Cliff for me and make some Notes”
So the criminals have to ruin it or the rest of us… not that I’m a huge Subway fan.. but c’mon.. everyone could use food stamps..
The thinnest cell-phone award is [...]

Redskins=14, Cowboys=Losers

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What a freakin’ great game — I went to bed mildly disappointed that I’d be
placing third in my football pool for the 2nd straight week last night as
the Skins were losing 13-0…the Broncos rally against the Chargers was the
game that hurt [...]

I’m not quite sure what I was expecting, but I guess I got it. “Red Eye”, the Rachel McAdams flick (grrowl) has a plot that’s stretched way-thin… and even though Wes Craven’s toned down-horror & gore was appreciated, there wasn’t much there to replace it…plus Cillian Murphy didn’t freak me out “Batman Begins” style… [...]