vacation checklist


Phone charger - check
Underwear - check
Esquire magazine - check
Massive 10-gallon tanks of
‘discounted’ Virginia gasoline for California rental car - check

— and that concludes the entire list of items to bring to the Golden-Governator State, for a very-extended Labor Day Weekend.

Oh California, home to a countless number of celebrities, including the recently acquitted Michael Jackson! Which brings me to George of Pasadena’s classic Michael Jackson joke which he just told me 20 minutes ago during arrangement discussion:

What do Michael Jackson & caviar have in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

Here’s here all week, folks. Try the veal… and caviar.

…if anything is getting updated in the 10+ days I’m gone, it’ll be pics in my flickr photo gallery; I predict a “California ” set will be popping up soon.

Have a fine weekend+week, kids. much love.

PS - dig the vacation-style look of the all new MZ.COM? it’s a hot, fresh, new look, that’s been test-marketed and approved by men and women aged 18-64 or I could say the big gray box was annoying me.

PSTBMJJ - (post-script to bad michael jackson joke) - In addition to being heard in an angry tone on the beach, the phrase”You’re in my sun!” has also frequently been heard by michael jackson from angry parents except it’s: “You’re in my son!”

ok.. it’s late… that’ll probably not be as funny in the morning.


August 31, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings