Archive for June, 2005

quakes, spicoli & akbar

sean penn - actor, reporter, dreamer, lover

Is it me or have I been hearing a lot about earthquakes lately? wussup tectonic plates? gettin’ all shifty and stuff. maybe the ‘big one’ is coming, eh? Coming to SoCal or San Francisco, perhaps?
Speaking of Frisco, Sean Penn has been acting [...]

June 15, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings • 1 Comment

rectum? i never touched ‘em!

I’m SO glad Michael Jackson was acquitted of all charges yesterday. Now we can all put this horrible mess behind us and rest assured that Michael Jackson has never touched little boys inappropriately — at his ‘Neverland’ ranch that looks like a children’s amusement park, in his mansion decorated with photos of smiling diapered babies [...]

June 14, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings • No Comments

the long and winding road

walk this way

On this day in 1970, the Beatles had their last #1 song — “The Long and Winding Road” — (which I seriously thought was a ‘Wings’ song - not Thomas Haden Church and Crystal Bernard ‘Wings’ but Paul McCartney ‘Wings’)
Speaking of long and [...]

June 13, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings • 2 Comments

the golden popcorn

Last night with Bill & Mama Z I went to check out family friend, Kat Parsons at the Velvet Lounge .. decent stuff; folky, girl rock with ‘relationships’ as the common lyrical theme with little to no straying — some quality beatboxing with good ‘tween song banter. Kat gets 7 / 10 zaps.
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June 10, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings • 5 Comments

i’m a contender, not a pretender

peep these dank herbs in my baggy

Mike Tyson had a press conference for his Saturday night fight in DC — where he claimed he’ll gut Kevin McBride “like a fish”.
It sounded marvelarishical, but his melifluity will be subconstramated — i bet Tyson’s going down in this one…I’d [...]

June 9, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings • No Comments

thank you reagan

So i called the weather this morning (in the DC area it’s been 703-936-1212 since I was knee high to a snowflake) and I was looking to get Happy McSmiley’s forecast.
Happy McSmiley is this curmudgeony 75+ year old who delivers the weather with pure hate — when he reads the weather, Happy can make any [...]

June 8, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings • No Comments

so long blueberry

Gordon Ramsey continued to entertain on Fox’s new semi-reality “Hell’s Kitchen” but unfortunately my favorite, Dewberry ( “Blueberry”) was the second one to be booted off. Spoiler alert. It’s a shame too, because he seemed like he’d be good fodder for the rest of the season.
Storms swept through the DC area right around the same [...]

June 7, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings • No Comments

VA 2 CT

EZ-Pass (SmartTag) is so freakin’ sweet… awhile ago I invested some stock in an RFID manufacturer — it will be huge — I can guarantee it…(my stock has already doubled since) the same chip that’s in your SmartTrip card for the DC Metro or your badge to get into your building in the AM will [...]

June 6, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings • 3 Comments

anurag and his appoggiatura

anurag

Originally uploaded by zigs.

“Spell: appoggiatura”
“Can you please use it in a sentence?”
“Certainly. ‘I think an appoggiatura is neat.’”

Anurag Kashyap of Poway, CA took home the grand prize from the National Spelling Bee yesterday by spelling “appoggiatura” correctly. What is an appoggiatura? It’s the tiny little [...]

June 3, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings • 2 Comments

maggie z graduates mount h

maggie z gets edumacated

Last week my cousin Maggie graduated from Mt. Holyoke… Papa Z witnesssed the occasion — this weekend me & C are driving up to CT (via NYC) to visit the extended Zagers and say congrats to Maggie Z.
I can’t believe her sister, my other cousin, Kathy [...]

June 2, 2005 • Posted in: Ramblings • 2 Comments