the moby dickburger
Fuddrucker’s of Japan is having a special: Buy two milkshakes, an order of fries and get a free Willy! —- Mmmmm…. that’s GOOD whale!
What else on our abundant planet can we eviscerate and make into a sandwich? I could REALLY go for a koala-burger.. or a puppy burger!! mmm…That would be GREAT! A medium rare basset-hound with some lettuce tomato and a little Dijonnaise… life doesn’t get much better, eh? Unless you roll up some poodle in a big dough-ball and put it through the pasta maker… into noodles. Mmmm…… poodle noodles.
Speaking of great tasting whale, last night for HK night Chef Gordoni and I prepared the following feast — well, more Gordoni then Zageroni… but I did do the potatoes and dessert:
Grilled Ahi tuna with a lemon-soy/honey/butter sauce served with spinach over wasabi-mashed potatoes
Dessert was a crême glacée et lait avec banane — (banana milkshake)
Hot damn, that was an f’ing good meal. Seriously, the meals I’ve been having on Monday nights are far better than the actual show we watch.
Coming tomorrow to theaters is “War of the Worlds” — I really wanted to see it even AFTER he freaked out about on Oprah, but after his Matt Lauer thing the movie is much less appealing to me (i’ll still see it of course… i think of it as a Steven Speilberg movie — not a Tom Cruise movie) — that’s what you get for firing your trained publicist and replacing them with someone who doesn’t care if you look like a moron.














One Response to “the moby dickburger”
You want a dog burger? Go to Korea.
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