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(From Reuters) Fishermen in northern Thailand have caught the biggest catfish on record — a 646-pound (293-kg) giant the size of a grizzly bear – and eaten it, the WWF [not Vince McMahon's WWF -- that's the WWE now] and the National Geographic Society said on Wednesday.
A ship carrying tsunami-relief aid was hijacked [...]

it’s been too long since i’ve had some fresh jams up in the cut — i’d like to offer up some new ditties, what I’m revisiting and what to stay away from.
There’s one thing I used to say in high school, whenever someone asked me what kind of music I listened to.. [...]

poodle penne with alfredo

Fuddrucker’s of Japan is having a special: Buy two milkshakes, an order of fries and get a free Willy! —- Mmmmm…. that’s GOOD whale!
What else on our abundant planet can we eviscerate and make into a sandwich? I could REALLY go for a [...]

help, I need somebody
to get it goin’ on in this party

I had some crazy-ass “Back to the Future dream last night — I think it happened, because before I fell asleep, I was talking to C about wanting to see “The Gamble House” when we go to California [...]

drugs to go

First there was the ATM — a robot banker teller machine… then came the pay-at-the-pump robot gas attendant machine,then CoinStar the coin-counting robot machine then came the Redbox where you
can get snacks/movies/groceries from the mini-mart robot machine — now comes the pharmacist robot machine… the ScriptCenter [...]

He may not have won the spelling bee, but contestant #222 won our hearts.
I haven’t been on iFilm in the longest time but they have some good good stuff.
Yesterday was my very last car class, so Marty’s Auto Shop will be opening Fall Zap 5 — I’ll be able to give you a vague idea [...]

don’t push me, push a push pop

Culkin (cul’kin) n. - 1. last name of acting family Macaulay, brother Kieran and family Rory, Christian, Quinn, Dakota and Shane
v. 2. - An act accomplished by one kneeler and one pusher; kneeler gets down on all fours behind victim and on [...]

TOGO IS A NO-NO

In the evening yesterday, I strongly needed some good food for Hell’s Kitchen night (Mondays 9pm on Fox) to make up for the foul taste in my mouth and I was successful..on last night’s menu was:
Appetizer: pureed roasted red peppers with walnuts and pomegranite molasses as [...]

vrooooom

I passed out around 130 or 2ish on Saturday? 3 kegs worth of beer were drunken dranken imbibed (1.5 kegs + 13 cases) at the longwood college reunion / surprise bday / summer fest at walker street. Flip cup tournaments and the professional beer-pong table helped the [...]

Around 3pm yesterday I was “like holy bleep — i totally forgot to put a bleepin’ post up yesterday on my bleepin’ website! shit!”
Well I didn’t have too much to say, besides that the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes thing is the best commercial EVER for a movie.
I heard that this is how the proposal went [...]