Archive for May, 2005
star fries & white trash
On Saturday, the White Trash Association of America had their annual meeting — what first seemed like a tattoo convention was in fact the Dc101 Chili Cookoff — complete with garbage covered streets, drunken teenagers strewn about, sickly children hiding under the many folds of sunburnt-skin of their pierced- Budweiser swilling parents — it was [...]
numb3rs - s3ason final3. whoop. 333.
do3s anyon3 watch th3 show “Numb3rs”? what th3 h3ll is that about?? 3v3ry comm3rcial I s33 s33ms 3xactly lik3 an 3pisod3 of “Law & Ord3r” or “Homicid3″ or “The Shi3ld” or “SVU” or “CSI” 3xc3pt th3 only diff3r3nc3 is th3y int3rcut sc3n3s of som3 kid at a fr3aking chalkboard solving som3 fr3aking math probl3m that [...]
or perhaps the dingo saved your baby
I was shocked and awed to hear about the stray dog that saved that baby in Kenya… so Benji DOES exist. I knew it.
When I saw “Benji the Hunted” with all my fellow safety patrols in 6th grade I KNEW he was real. Go Benji go!
There’s a movie come out this weekend that has a [...]
revenge of the marketing
I finally received my new new cell phone yesterday and wouldn’t you know it, Chewbacca, C3P0 and Yoda were on the box telling me about the exciting Star Wars ‘themes’ and ’sound effects’ that come with the phone.
(I also received a coupon for 2 free tickets to see Star Wars 3)
I made a comment to [...]
2005 jdrf wtcd
anti-diabetes demonstrators on the mall
After an exhausting night of “hold’em” on Friday night (placing 4th out of 11 in the Walker St. Tournament) I woke up a few hours later in the early-early AM to be official-volunteer photog for C’s Walk to Cure in DC.
I snapped @1GB [...]
the wonderful world of disney. and whores.
oh mickey — you’re SO fine.
So she might’ve been on the Mickey Mouse Club but since Christina Aguliera stepped into the “pop” world and released her “mature” videos — she said ‘buh-bye’ to the G-rated world of Disney…then all of sudden she slutted up the [...]
ban the Sears lingerie dept!!! NOW!
I demand that the women’s lingerie and underwear section of Sears be closed because it is sexually suggestive.
In addition I’m writing Texas legislation to demand, swimsuits, all Victoria’s Secret, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, skirts that reveal more than 1/8 of the leg, tank tops, cantelopes, everything on Fox, SoapNET plus 78,324 movies and 3,500,312 [...]
happy quattro de mayo
I’m still without a phone connection to the world — but .. I still have email… and my work phone and roommates phone. Plus smoke signals and sign language… so, I’m not completely lost in the world. But my new Sony Ericsson Z500A will be arriving within a few days.. MP3 ringtones, camera/video, [...]
“Remember, it’s cheaper and easier just to buy stuff.”
So goes the closing line from the style network’s “Craft Corner Deathmatch”, hosted by Jason Jones — a hilarious show that can be described as “extreme crafting”. Hilarious mainly because of the host’s enthusiasm. C discovered it one day, and most of the time I’ll watch it too. (if she’s in the room) I don’t [...]
the hitchhiker’s guide to feces
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Originally uploaded by zigs.
With its clever opening song and dolphin-filled-visuals in the first 2 minutes — it had SO much potential… but then it was all shot to hell with Sam Rockwell’s overexuberant overacting, the loose storyline, and Mos Def really just kind of annoyed [...]
