macrobiotic soygasm
Last night went down in the history as the healthiest day of my adult life. After a @9 mile bike ride from my house to Hunter Mill and back, roommate G & I met up with peeps for a vegetarian dinner of sunflowerrific proportions at vienna’s own Sunflower Restaurant — right next door to McDonald’s. Mooo.
A “macrobiotic soygasm” was not on the menu but very well could’ve been — they had everything under the sun - flower on that menu. I ended up having a “chicken” sandwich — which was really some soy - type - garden patty but advertising it as “chicken” to Joe Meat Eater made me appreciate it much more — it tasted kinda like a sloppy-joe chicken sandwich. Dynamite, I tell ya. Those veggie-heads are onto something.
After dinner, I humiliated myself with by making a very insensitive and tasteless joke. I guess people say stupid things all the time and I was way overdue.













One Response to “macrobiotic soygasm”
We don’t get to hear the joke?
And yes Sunflower is super duper cherry on top with extra sprinkles and some marshmellow drizzle yummy. The bestest dish of all is the Kung Pow Surprise. So so good…everytime I go there I’d say a good 60% of the people are eatting it. (Although your “chicken” sandwhich sounds very tempting!)