uncle marty + trump wedding
Uncle Marty update: I’m going to have a nephew — the amazing sonogram belly machine confirmed today.
At some point on Saturday, I partially overheard “television celebrity passes away, coming up next on Fox 5 news”. My guess was Bob Barker. Then I tuned to NBC at some point Sunday night wondering why there was an hour long show about Johnny Carson. “Ohhhh.. so THAT’s who died.” Of emphysema apparently — couldn’t stop coffin. Mr. Carson will be missed.
Donald Trump was married for the third time this weekend in Palm Beach. During the nuptials, the Priest asked Mr. Trump if he takes Melenia, to be his lawfully-wedded wife. Mr. Trump wittily replied with “You’re fired!”, and uncontrollable hilarity ensued. For their first dance together as a married couple, the DJ asked Mr. Trump what song he would like, and Mr. Trump retorted “You’re fired!” — the DJ chuckled half-heartedly as did people within earshot. As they were preparing to leave in Mr. Trump’s Mercedes Maybach, Shaquille O’Neal who was in attendance wished the couple the “best of luck.” Mr. Trump thanked him by saying “You’re fired!”. Shaquille O’Neal swiftly reached into the Mercedes and pummeled Mr. Trump severely. The crowd cheered.
Hold ‘em, schmold ‘em. My new favorite card game.
From Pete, — the horse who thinks he’s a dog: Patches(WMV)
