Archive for December, 2004

the WHPO

The WHPO (World Holiday Party Organization) held their annual summit this season and the members decided that every single holiday party will be held on December 18. The WHPO has been known for their past blunders, for example they approved the book-to-movie adapatation for “Christmas with the Kranks”, the construction of various fruitcake manufacturing plants [...]

December 13, 2004 • Posted in: Ramblings • No Comments

dazed & confused & apprentice

Who’ll win the Apprentice? I’ve got a sawbuck on Jennifer.
These guys are tired of hearing “Check you later, man” and “the thing about high school girls, I keep gettin’ older and they stay the same age — alright, alright — so they’re suing.
If you know about the iPod’s music quiz, play a similar [...]

December 10, 2004 • Posted in: Ramblings • No Comments

bday week continues

Bday week continues — Pasta + cupcakes + dreidl thermos + shuffleboard + beer = a relaxful, celebracious and fantasmoquacious birthday evening on Tues. After hair bands dominated the jukebox for awhile, I took over as MC playing hits by such great artists as REO Speedwagon and Kenny Rogers — then [...]

December 9, 2004 • Posted in: Ramblings • No Comments

worst f’ing live edit ever

No post yesterday, as is sometimes common here….so I’ll make it up today. I was busy directing/editing/producing/managing/stressing a live webcast production entitled the “Southeastern Association of Opportunity Program Personnel Counseling; and Retention and Graduation Strategies Pre-Workshop Webcast — it was … like, the coolest thing ever. I think one should always have on their “THINGS [...]

December 7, 2004 • Posted in: Ramblings • No Comments

hey there technorati

That first Old Navy xmas ad must be some popular thing — mad new visitors in Decembre. Maybe to perpetuate the popularity, I’ll remix the commercial with some beats — work a little Jay Z Construction Kit on that jonx… Jay Navy — Old .. Javy… hmm — then sell it to [...]

December 3, 2004 • Posted in: Ramblings • No Comments

a pleasant Decembre

Good morrow and a pleasant Decembre.
It’s pretty impressive to see how far a movie has penetrated into American business culture — in addition to being mentioned on “Lost” a few weeks ago, check out this marketing/package design for hp’s new PDA — more specifically read the appointments listed.
I can’t tell if this is supposed to [...]

December 2, 2004 • Posted in: Ramblings • No Comments