f*ckin’ antiques roadshow
I was watching an episode of Antiques Roadshow on PBS, and for a moment I saw a woman’s ankle — now, I’m normally quite mature about such things but think of our CHILDREN?? I mean — if my son or daughter were watching that appraiser stoop down to take a look at that Xinjiang antique carpet, nearly revealing her entire calf, I am certain either one of my children would grow up to be a rapist or a pornographer. I demand the FCC spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to investigate this indecent “Antiques Rapeshow”.
Here’s the clip from Monday Night Football several days ago, with Nicolette Sheridan. I cannot BELIEVE there’s been hub-ub about this. People need to grow up and quit with the hub-ub. No more hub-ub. STOP with the hub-ub. (I do realize that I’m contributing to the hub-ub by recognizing the hub-ub, but please disregard that) When I first heard about this, I thought “Scott Baio’s former girlfriend was on Monday Night Football?!?” — then I realized I was thinking of Nicole Eggert.
