Lightning therapy
Meet Super Electro Man — he was hit by lightning, and instead of suffering serious burns he was ‘energized’. God help the freaks who’ll now try to go out and get hit by lightning for therapy.
I really wanted this to be true:
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in
Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: “We must always remember that all human
beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who
has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any
other human being.”
The audience listened in disbelief as the President
repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the
word ‘feces” when he meant to say “fetus.”
Unfortunately, it’s not.
