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So I gave “Blue Collar TV” a chance last night on WB. They have the ‘opening monologue’, ‘house band’ and then the ’sketches’ — a format similiar to another sketch comedy show that can be seen on Saturday nights. I lasted through the first sketch, “Dan Grogan’s House of Gravy”, where all the food served [...]

Coming in limited release this weekend is my boy Zach’s directorial debut of “Garden State”. Check it out. Looks to be a quality film.
Last night, saw “The Bourne Supremacy” — more like the “BORING Supremacy.” Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa.
It gets 5 out of 10 Zaps — 5 for some good chase scenes, but ONLY 5 because Joan Allen [...]

Nickelodeon recently announced that on their 25th anniversary at 12pm EST on October 2nd they will cease programming for 3 hours and show a graphic that urges kids to ‘go outside and play’. Several other networks have jumped on the bandwagon to help encourage their viewers to go outside and participate in other healthy activities…
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Castro denounced Bush yesterday and used multiple quotes from Michael Moore’s book “Stupid White Men” against him. Could Michael Moore get any better publicity than that? Even dictators love him.
The top game on martyz.com this week is Yahoo Games’ - Literati. Muy fantastico.
In late breaking sports news, with five wickets in the West [...]

Good morning, nerds. The new Star Wars movie will be called “Revenge of the Sith”. In other news that many people don’t care about, Roger Moore’s car in “The Spy Who Loved Me” was voted best on-screen car — followed closely by ‘KITT’ and the DeLorean from Back to the Future.

Meet Super Electro Man — he was hit by lightning, and instead of suffering serious burns he was ‘energized’. God help the freaks who’ll now try to go out and get hit by lightning for therapy.
I really wanted this to be true:
NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in
Tampa, Florida on June [...]

This week “Da Ali G” show Season 2 premiered on HBO — I haven’t had HBO for awhile but decided to get it for this sole reason(only $5 for 3 months). It did not fail to disappoint. For those not in the know, Ali G” is a British white rapper played by British comedian Sacha [...]

Mike forwarded me this smoothie job posting on craigslist.This was my submission (I have yet to hear back):
To Whom It May Concern:
My name is Martin Zager. I am applying for the position of “Smoothie Technician”. I have eight questions:
1. If hired would I be able to provide kiwi or radishes for smoothies, or [...]

I can’t believe it didn’t f’ing rain in DC last night — I attended my first ever “Screen on the Green” — as did several other peeps much love — about 15-20 mins before leaving I kept a firm eye on weather.com’s handy Doppler Radar showing a big massive glob of green (rain) heading east [...]

Long long wait for rides at King’s Dominion this weekend. Over 2 hours for some. Oofah. However, Spongebob Squarepants 3-D was a short wait. Those zany rolly-coaster inventors need to consider making thrill-rides that can accommodate over 100+ people at a time, rather than 12 or so.
“I, Robot” recieves 4 out of 10 [...]