Space candy

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids: The first privately funded spaceflight occurred yesterday, and during the flight, the pilot released M&M’s in the cockpit to watch them float around in zero-gravity. That was EXACTLY what I would’ve done.

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The life of the tollbooth collector is not the most exciting. So what better way to endure sitting in a cramped closet for hours than to spice it up a little with some profanity and rudeness. Here are some great complaint letters to the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority, courtesy of The Smoking Gun.

June 22, 2004 • Posted in: Ramblings