Archive for May, 2004
Rooftop view sneak + war talk
“All is fair in love and war.” — Francis Edward Smedley
If it takes smacking the enemy on the ass with a hot iron or laughing at their genitals to get crucial military or tactical information from them, then we should fucking do it! We can’t invade a country and be afraid to step [...]
happy mum day
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. Here’s some vermin.
Continuing with the martyz.com “The Deadly Cicada - Swarm Of the Century” coverage, here’s an audio recording of the filthy beast. Multiply this sound by several million.
They’re coming…
Once the Mid-Atlantic region’s soil temperature hits 64 degrees, we’ll be in for a few weeks of complete and total mass hysteria — dogs and cats will be eaten, cars and homes will be destroyed and thousands of lives will be lost as over 900 trillion cicadas descend over the Mid-Atlantic region, darkening Virginia’s skies [...]
How YOU doin’ in syndication?
“Friends” aired it’s last episode. It’s really sad to see the whole gang go. That whacky Joey with his funny catchphrase, “How YOU doin’?” That always gets me — and Chandler with his quick wit. And silly Phoebe with her absent-mindedness. Boy, it’s been 10 great years. Well if you didn’t catch last night’s [...]
So close…
2:30pm - I am not going to
Vegas next week to see Howard Stern, much to my dismay. Eric
something-or-another from someplace-or-another was the winner of the
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Ah, Vegas
I accidentally lost a day or two here. My apologies — (I’m a little off today) — i’ll have it posted back this evening. For those of you that wanted to see that Debbie Downer sketch it’s here.
WJFK the local station that broadcasts Howard Stern is giving away a trip to Vegas for next week. [...]
Summer approaches
Summer is approaching, pools will be opening soon and that means two words: Nuclear sub. (Which will be explained in a few weeks with a video demonstration. Stay tuned.)
In order to start your week and month properly, please take a few minutes to watch this sketch from this past Saturday’s SNL, with host Lindsay Lohan: [...]
