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There is no free speech anymore. If you offend the government in any way your voice will not be heard. Spineless Broadcasting Group, excuse me, Sinclair Broadcasting Group announced they will NOT air Ted Koppel’s Nightline on their 7 ABC stations because they “decided the edition has political motives aimed at undermining the efforts of [...]

It has always seemed strange to me…The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling, are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisitiveness, meanness, egotism and self-interest, are the traits of success. And while men admire the quality of the first they [...]

Fucking spam. I swear. Here are the exact contents of an email I received. Fortunately, SpamBully weeded it out:
Hi Clarissa,
BREVST SUSCESS
http://rd.yahoo.com/M=69==[etc. etc.]
Roderick Hudson
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martyz.com urgent news alert: 
(From the newsdesk of Andrea Dono)
FREE ICE CREAM
Tuesday is the 26th anniversary of 
Ben & Jerry’s “Free Cone Day.” 
Just head to any Ben & Jerry’s ice cream shop around the
world on Tuesday, April 27th, between the hours of noon and 8:00 PM and pick up your free ice cream cone.
It’s as simple as [...]

Hundreds and hundreds of thousands of women marched on Washington on Sunday. Unfortunately, only about 2 guys got digits.
Amazing times at the Ritz Carlton this weekend courtesy of the volmulicious and spectamontastical Ms. Carrie. (I will NEVER run out of adjectives.) I forgot my camera’s card with pics from the weekend, so in no [...]

Happy Birthday to Meredith & Kristin today. They turn 27 and 26 respectively. West coast representin’.                . . .
There’s this guy named Henry Earl in Lexington, KY, who’s been arrested on many many alcohol-related violations who has many fan sites. Only in America. What a country! Some fan [...]

After a quality mexifeast that would make Ricardo Montalban jealous and pretty much ALL Mexicans, (because all Mexicans only eat and like quesadillas, tacos, fajitas, etc.), I saw the American population, mainly the American teenage white girl population, prove that “Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist.”

Somewhere after The Daily Show last night, I passed out on my couch and woke up in an awkward position, with some very light drool around the 1-2AM hour. I drifted sleepily to my bathroom to remove my contacts and while dropping some “No Rub” into its home of “R” and L”, a chainsaw-like buzz [...]

Some random pot-smoker has been trying to take over my website… All I know is that he works at Imprintz on Mondays & Fridays, the personalized keychain and nameplate booth at the mall and that most of his hourly wages go to some dude named Richie who deals him the SuperBubonic HydroPonic HyperChronic. But [...]

This past weekend’s theme: Cake Retirement cake, birthday cake and wedding cake. 6 different kinds of cake were sampled…from carrot to white chocolate raspberry to chocolate… a mass sugar intake — 3 from my Mom’s retirement/birthday festivities and 3 from the Leesburg wedding of Karen & Keith. Karen & Keith are the [...]