Archive for March, 2004
Moon Unit Sedna
This story is scary ridiculous. People are so weird.
Also a new ‘body’ has been found: called “Sedna” after the Inuit goddess of the Sea. Initially, scientists were claiming it’s a new planet but now they don’t seem to know what the hell it is. An “Oort cloud, planetoid,etc.” Earth takes 24 hours to [...]
Camry dies enroute to burger appointment; burger dies too
Friday afternoon I was in the mood for a burger.. so I called up my local ‘Red Robin’ and placed an order for one.. a few minutes later I headed out with Toyota Camry for the 2-3 mile journey to pick up my dinner. Toyota Camry didn’t make it a half mile. It stalled, died [...]
Prius drool
After researching a little more into the possibility of purchasing a Toyota Prius, my drooling became only more frequent. It is a fine, safe, well-equipped automobile. There is also a 6 month waiting list for it. Toyota Camry may not last 6 days. Argh.
Camry Picked Up From Car Hospital
Toyota Camry was picked up yesterday from the hospital. She’s hurting, folks. I’m not gonna lie. She doesn’t have the same joie de vivre anymore… the zip, the pep.. it’s gone. She was brought back from a lifeless world of leaky radiators and clogged engines and her spirit has been stolen from her, along with [...]
Indie 103 + TiVo hack
While Toyota Camry spent the night in the hospital accruing a sizable bill, I spent the evening listening to my new favorite radio station
(thanks Miss Sassypants) and
hacking my TiVo.
What could I possibly gain by
“hacking” my TiVo
you ask?
Well, mainly to quench the nerdly lust of improving an already fine product [...]
Camry Undergoing Diagnosis in Chantilly, VA
Toyota Camry, known for its New York trips, commuting to Manassas, journeys to Arlington and numerous other automotive adventures was rushed in for emergency service this morning.
At approximately 7:42am Toyota Camry suffered what is clinically known as a “sputter sputter kaput”.
“Noooooooooo!,” wailed Martin Zager at the scene, owner and operator of Toyota Camry. “Don’t [...]
Starsky & Waste of Time
Britney & Jessica are fighting — rarrre–meow–fffft– over the role of Daisy Duke for the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie. I say Jessica should get it. But who’ll play Cooter or Roscoe P. Coltrane?
In other movie news, I saw Starsky & Hutch this weekend. meh. feh. On a scale of 1-5, I told Greg a [...]
MK12 & Jennifer Leeman
These guys at MK12 do amazing work… it boggles my mind the effort involved in some of these productions. Watch a few of their vids. — “Man of Action” aka President Steve Elvis America is one of my faves.
At “goMamago!” last weekend, I saw some original photography from Jennifer Leeman that caught my eye. She [...]
Sinclair messes with your mind
If you live in one of 42 cities or so in the U.S. and you turn on the local news in Greenville, one would think you’re watching Greenville, North Carolina’s News 13 and are about to hear a story about Grandma Clampett’s prize-winning muffin bread. You are watching Greenville’s news, and you aren’t. It’s a [...]
McDonald’s bows to ‘fat’ pressure
Finally McDonald’s has realized that America is too fat from it’s food — what good is a dead customer? And keep in mind, this move has NOTHING to do with the Sundance documentary “Super Size Me”.
