Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo - Dominios: Leap Year Promotion
Domino’s is having a ‘Leap Year’ promotion: About 11,000 babies are expected to be born on February 29… the baby that is born the earliest on that day is given $1,000 worth of pizza. The catch is that the baby has to be named Dorothy or Dot to promote their new ‘Cheesy Dots’.
You KNOW there’s going
to be some redneck sent to the emergency room in
middle-America a few months pregnant who’ll induce labor
around midnight on the 28th…”Pa, Little Cletus is comin’ out
whether he wants to or not…4 months is enuff… and he gonna be
named Dot now.. Dot Cletus Clampett.. now go fetch me that tub by
the cee-ment pond — I want me some cheesy bread.”
February 24, 2004
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