FEA? Sign me up

I made this
terrific pasta dinner for myself last night and the ratio of
the time it took me to prepare the meal to the time it took me to
eat it was ridiculous. I inhaled it…then didn’t realize how fast I
ate it until I was finished with it, 30 seconds later.

Is
there an FEA (Fast Eaters Anonymous) support group I can join? Where
maybe they have lessons in ‘chewing’
…One-Mississippi…two-Mississippi…three-Mississippi…AND
swallow.  

                                      
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SBXXXVIII is only 5 days away. Here are thirty-eight facts about this year’s match-up.

January 28, 2004 • Posted in: Ramblings