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Ryan, the head honcho at Muppethouse (hoster of martyz.com) notified me that my ‘martyz.com’ inbox was a bit large. I went to check it, and there were 27,674 unread messages. I NEVER use the address ‘marty@martyz.com’ but when the account was setup in July a few mailing lists were notified and I never turned on [...]

I haven’t been more productive in recent history than last night. I got tax forms together, transferred my credit card balance for a lower APR, moved all bills online, moved real money around on E*Trade and fake money around on HSX. Ahh, the Internet. Porn is just one of its many wonderful functions.
I met Moby [...]

I made this
terrific pasta dinner for myself last night and the ratio of
the time it took me to prepare the meal to the time it took me to
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Hanging out in bed, making raspberry pancakes, pina coladas and playing Pop Smarts(TM): All things I couldn’t have enjoyed if I risked my well-being to come into my scrumulescent office yesterday during the BIGGEST storm of 2004 (so far).
For all those that have another day off today, I hope you dance.

I’ve been a tid bit under the weather lately, so apologies for the lack of daily updates. I was so sniffly that I actually took
a half-day off from work on Wednesday! My office ONLY called me twice while I was gone in those [...]

Prof. Martha McCaughey (aka Marty M. aka Prof MoJo) will be appearing on TechTV’s “Unscrewed” tonight at 11:30pm. There’s ALSO the chance for a possible martyz.com appearance…but who knows — TV producers are a fickle bunch. But there’s really no better way to spend your Tuesday night, so watch it.
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There were innumerous things I could’ve been doing around 8pm last night, but I chose to eat my dinner in front of channel 4. NBC’s “Friends” was an entertaining show in the 90’s but it really needs to go away now. Joey likes sex. Chandler’s sarcastic. We get it. Stop. I felt so violated after [...]

Wha happened? There’s NO snow in DC. No ice, no slush no delays: We got robbed, yo. Maryland and up got the brunt of this ‘Alberta Clipper’. And I wanted to sleep in this morning. Bah. Whatever.
Hmmm… there seems to be a bit of a monkey problem.

I went over to my Mom’s for dinner yesterday to discover she’s got the bling ice…cream — a very tasty mango/raspberry sorbet for dessert.
And for the continuing mz.com coverage of important news in the world, The Moustached Police Force.

Interesting tidbit: In
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, look at the license plates of all the main
characters’ cars. They’re all abbreviations for John Hughes
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