Back from Montana and the ZapAwards
I just flew in from Montana
and boy are my arms tired. It is so cold in Montana, that the
lawyers have their hands in their OWN pockets—– so cold that
hitchhikers were just holding up PICTURES of thumbs!
Thank you, ladies & gents. Try the
bison.
ell I flew to chilly Bozeman, Montana with
target=_blank>Papa
Z for Christmas. We stayed at
the incredibly comfortable Summit Resort at Big Sky.
Everyone in Montana is so goddamn friendly! “Well hey there!” “How
you folks doin’?”
And the SNOW. My God, the snow. We got about 2FT
of it in the 4 days we were there, and boy howdy, this was some
fine, fine Montana powder. Nothing like ghetto east-coast powder,
I’m talking 100% pure Montana white. And if you’re hurtling
down the mountain at a good 35 mph and you fall or tumble? Don’t
worry about it! It’s like falling on a big pile of marshmellows. SO
soft. Like snowboarding on cotton candy.
Today is the final day of the Zap 3 Awards. I
intended it to be a much bigger affair, a video even or perhaps
pay-per-view… but I got shit to do, ya
know? So bite me.
awards show in Zap 4.
3 A W A R D S G R A N
D F I N A L E :
Book: Kissing in
Manhattan
TV Series: TIE: “24″ (FOX) - “Las Vegas”
(NBC)
Website: news.google.com
Board Game: Probe
Casino
Game: Roulette
Card Game: Spoons
Karaoke
Jam: “The Humpty Dance”
Skin Care: Neutrogena Pore Refining
Cleanser
Curse Word: “fuckin’”
Pancake: Banana
Walnut
Bagel: Cinnamon Raisin
Beverage: Orange Juice
Beer: Brooklyn Lager
Calzone: Broccoli
Spinach + Feta
The Zap 3 Sweet-Tooth
awards:
Cream
Best Value: Flourless Chocolate Waffle a la mode
(Sweetwater)Crepes: Strawberry, Banana - Creperie (NYC)
Donut:
Glazed - freshly baked - (Krispy Kreme, Alexandria, VA)
Best
Improvised: Banana Nut Bread + French Vanilla Ice Cream (Arlington,
VA - Andrea D’s)
Pie: Pumpkin
Mom’s: Strawberries + Pound Cake
+ Vanilla Ice Cream
of the entire Zap 3 Awards sometime in Zap 4.
