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FedEx to buy Kinko’s for $2.4 beeelion dollars. They should
be called ”Finko’s” now.
Never was a big fan of “Home Improvement”, but this guy died.
Have a fine New Year’s. mz.com will return for Zap 4 on Jan 2.

I just flew in from Montana
and boy are my arms tired. It is so cold in Montana, that the
lawyers have their hands in their OWN pockets—– so cold that
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The Zap 3 Awards will continue after a brief holiday hiatus. I’ll be returning from the mz.com Xmas-Zap 3 U.S. Tour at the beginning of January.
In the meantime, feel free to browse the archives + the music & video collection.

Viva Las Vegas! Viva Montana! I had a bomb drop
on me at the end of the day yesterday that would’ve potentially made
my Christmas plans with Papa Z in Big Sky, Montana [...]

I was completely SHOCKED and AMAZED to see a Christmas stocking hung on my office door.
It’s difficult to be dazzled at 8am, though — especially when you’re not a coffee drinker.
Speaking [...]

I have a mental ‘To Do’ List that’s about to
give me an aneurysm; filled with chores, projects errands…
ten-thousand things to accomplish between now and the holidays — I
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Yesterday, my odometer turned to 26. I
celebrated with chili, music, Cranium, teenie
weenies and naps.
Friday: Chili-festivus at Andrea’s house
– Team Four (my team) dominated Cranium – some [...]

In a continuing effort to needlessly delay more pressing video productions, I offer another treat I made a couple years ago, discovered while going through old pictures and videos; as one tends to do reminiscing the years gone by.
In my last year of college, I threw down in the Bahamas for Spring Break with my [...]

So the first snowfall is here in DC, and only just 45 inches short of preventing
me from coming into work!
If locusts, Satan and brimstone descended upon this burg and the four horseman of the apocalypse trounced menacingly with their fury, I might get away with a few minutes to relax with a bagel and [...]

Rep. Ernest J. Istook is trying to cut DC’s
annual Metro funding by $92,500 because of a public service
ad they carried. From yesterday’s Post:
The ad show[s] a man carrying a tanned blonde in
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